I'm having a Felicity moment...

So, I'm driving a good 5.25 hrs to see a boy I barely know. It's not like I'm moving there...but I am driving there and dragging Keri's (smaller due to Weight Watchers) ass with me. I found us a hotel room and finagled my way into 2 free nights using my Marriott Reward points that I racked up while working at Vertis. Don't ask me how I did it...but I did. I think it's that sweet and innocent voice that I send out over the phone...God knows I've deceived a lot of people with it. But hey...I got a new cell phone for free and free hotel nights (not within the same phone conversation).

So, this boy that I'm currently stalking, he's freakin' hot. We've been invited to a party over at his house and we will also tailgate with him before and after the game. So hopefully Keri and I will get lucky, fall in love with a grad student and live happily ever after, living next door to each other with children dressed in Gap clothing. Do you remember how Keri and I have this "don't buy new underwear" theory. Basically, if you buy new underwear, a new outfit, new sheets, a new bed...it's pretty much the kiss of death. You've jinxed it all to hell. But as I was texting Yorkie this morning...I've thought about it and I'm buying a new outfit anyways. My reasoning - it's already jinx, it's over before it began, I rode up Troy's bucket. Mainly because it was all over when I found a picture of him on the internet and set him up as my desktop wallpaper and the icing on the cake is the imagination boyfriend incident. I will not go into detail about that one because it's too embarrassing...although I do like to tell people about it and show them the picture on my laptop...I guess it's like Exhibit A. Oh god! What if I am arrested for stalking and they do have to enter my laptop into evidence??!!! Whatever...the FBI thinks my life is hilarious. They love it when I stalk boys...it probably makes them feel that much better about themselves. But anyways, I'm going to try to prove our theory wrong...tomorrow I will be shopping at Victoria's Secret and will probably have to stop at Macy's for a new outfit.

Well, in conclusion...no one will be there when you need them because you act retarded and have burned all the bridges in your life and no one will drive you home so make sure you have cab fare when you go for your surgery.

Thank god we don't have to worry about drunken tirades anymore!!!

"A ten! I GIVE IT A FUCKING TEN!!!!!!

Right now I can say I'm happy. I have a good job with a good company. Good friends that surround me. No negativity that seems to hold a cloud over my head as well as others. I'm still friends with people that I knew in college and even high school. Not too many people can say that.

The Miami game is coming up soon and I have yet to decide if I want to go or not. I probably will even if I don't have the money for it. It should be an interesting game. It can go either way. Either Miami will win with a huge margin or Clemson will win with a small margin. I missed my tigers. I missed that atmosphere. Maybe it was the honey that was standing next to me. (Keri stop laughing) Who knows...who cares. I'm tired and I'm going to bed. No need to rant or rave about anything. Life is good right now.

Can't Sleep

Can't sleep...boy has me too smitten to sleep.

"It's our time...our time! Down here."

~Goonies

So I met someone for the second time this weekend. It was great. We went to Clemson for the weekend for the first football game of the season. We stayed with my good friend and old roommate, Jenny. Her and her husband bought this gorgeous old restored house. It was so amazing and beautiful. And she was the perfect hostess. We tailgated with her family who has the best spot...under the trees by Fike. We had such a great time. Jenny got me a ticket to the game and she asked her dad to sit me next to "W". "W"is Jacob's friend and I actually know "W" because we were in the same undergrad degree program at Clemson. The same way I know Keri, Jenny, Cynthia, Carol, Doug and Smackle. So anyways...Jenny is trying to work her match making skills with us and we always keep on missing each other. It's been going on for a few months now. He's actually going to Wake Forest Graduate school for Business. So at least I know he's not stupid. So he would be home for the weekend (home is Clemson for him) and I would be in Clemson the day he leaves. Of course I never really put a lot of thought into the whole thing until I saw him. (God I hope he never ever finds this blog). He's brutally hot. Anyways, he was at the soccer game and we didn't make it. He was at Serena's party but Keri and I decided to watch the eye candy on College Avenue. Brad and Jamie went to that same party...which I should've known dude would be there...totally forgot how small this town is. Back to the football game and tailgating...Jenny's dad was in charge of the tickets and sat us four together. So this weekend was the first time I've seen him in almost 5 years. I always thought he was cute but oh my god is he smoking now.

So we had a great time at the game. We won 25-24. We actually had a fantastic weekend. It was so much fun. I hope to see dude again. He said he would be back for the FSU game which isn't until November. We're going to try to go to the Wake game in October. I hope he at least tries to come down for the Miami game.

CLEMSON 25 vs. Texas A&M 24