Found this on Postsecret and...NO I DID NOT SEND THIS!!! But thought it was funny.
Thursday, April 28, 2005
Tuesday, April 26, 2005
I Have A Bad Feeling About This...
~Star Wars...all of them
So this past weekend, I think we watched at least 10 movies. It was definitely a much needed "movie weekend". We definitely made it a Blockbuster Weekend…well, almost a Blockbuster Week. We basically locked ourselves in the house…except for on Sunday…and watched movies.
We started off the weekend on Saturday Morning with Spanglish. Jamie didn’t want to watch it, but Keri and I made him. And it turns out, all of us quite enjoyed it. I liked it so much that I may buy it…after I get a job. Then we watched Episode II - Attack of the Clones…mainly because we have this thing for Hayden Christiansen. He’s so HOT! Then, after going to a party (vat is jello?) and eating pot brownies we decided to finish the night with Maniac. That was such a crazy movie that it made the pot in my brownies kick in. I was feeling WEIRD. So I decided to hit the hay after the 3rd killing…I believe he killed some ‘ho in a black leotard.
Sunday…after sleeping in until 11AM, and after clogging up both bathrooms in the house, we went to go see Amityville. That movie was scary as shit. At one point I was literally sitting in Mike’s Lap because I so freakin’ scared. And it didn’t help that Jamie was turned on by Ryan Reynold's Bodacious Body, which was worth the scare. We then snuck into Kung Fu Hustle, mainly so we wouldn’t be so freaked out because of Amityville. That was such a great movie. Even Keri liked it, even though she didn’t want to see it. And I now have a Halloween Costume. After spending a good four hours at the movie theatre, we come home to yet again pop in another Netflix movie. This time it was Day After Tomorrow. Even though Jamie and I have seen it, we have this thing for Jake Gyllenhall.
Hmmm…this is starting to be a trend for us.
Spanglish - Adam Sandler
Star Wars - Hayden Christensen
Amityville - Ryan Reynolds
Day After Tomorrow - Jake Gyllenhall
And to round off Saturday night, Keri and I decided to stay up until 2 AM to watch the Special Features disc of the Star Wars Trilogy.
Then on Monday, Jamie takes the day off (he was feeling ill) and we basically sat around the entire day watching movies:
House of Flying Daggers, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars. I think there was another movie but I can’t remember. Of course today Jamie and I had to round out the Star Wars trilogy with Return of the Jedi. And I have to say that I’m very disappointed in the ending…mainly the rewrite George Lucas did. Why fuck with something that isn’t broken? First, he changes the Ewok celebration song and then he changes Darth Vader and puts the apparition of Hayden Christensen instead of the original old guy. What’s up with that bull shit??? That was a crappy decision on his part. He should have had an original cut and then a director’s cut. I very seriously doubt that people would actually buy the director’s cut because all of the additional scenes, special effects, and changes in the script just sucked.
Oh well, he’s the millionaire and I’m not.
So the moral of this blog is:
1. Stay away from people with Asthma
2. Never trust your house keeper, especially ones that look like Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
3. Clones are creepy.
4. Never move into a house where there were multiple murders.
5. Don’t smoke with rollers in your hair
6. If the next Ice Age comes along, hide out at the local Wendy’s and have sex with Jake.
7. Don’t get involved with anyone in the House of Flying Daggers.
8. Never run for pageant princess
9. Always know who your real father is.
10. And don’t fuck with Darth Vader unless he’s Hayden Christensen.
So this past weekend, I think we watched at least 10 movies. It was definitely a much needed "movie weekend". We definitely made it a Blockbuster Weekend…well, almost a Blockbuster Week. We basically locked ourselves in the house…except for on Sunday…and watched movies.
We started off the weekend on Saturday Morning with Spanglish. Jamie didn’t want to watch it, but Keri and I made him. And it turns out, all of us quite enjoyed it. I liked it so much that I may buy it…after I get a job. Then we watched Episode II - Attack of the Clones…mainly because we have this thing for Hayden Christiansen. He’s so HOT! Then, after going to a party (vat is jello?) and eating pot brownies we decided to finish the night with Maniac. That was such a crazy movie that it made the pot in my brownies kick in. I was feeling WEIRD. So I decided to hit the hay after the 3rd killing…I believe he killed some ‘ho in a black leotard.
Sunday…after sleeping in until 11AM, and after clogging up both bathrooms in the house, we went to go see Amityville. That movie was scary as shit. At one point I was literally sitting in Mike’s Lap because I so freakin’ scared. And it didn’t help that Jamie was turned on by Ryan Reynold's Bodacious Body, which was worth the scare. We then snuck into Kung Fu Hustle, mainly so we wouldn’t be so freaked out because of Amityville. That was such a great movie. Even Keri liked it, even though she didn’t want to see it. And I now have a Halloween Costume. After spending a good four hours at the movie theatre, we come home to yet again pop in another Netflix movie. This time it was Day After Tomorrow. Even though Jamie and I have seen it, we have this thing for Jake Gyllenhall.
Hmmm…this is starting to be a trend for us.
Spanglish - Adam Sandler
Star Wars - Hayden Christensen
Amityville - Ryan Reynolds
Day After Tomorrow - Jake Gyllenhall
And to round off Saturday night, Keri and I decided to stay up until 2 AM to watch the Special Features disc of the Star Wars Trilogy.
Then on Monday, Jamie takes the day off (he was feeling ill) and we basically sat around the entire day watching movies:
House of Flying Daggers, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars. I think there was another movie but I can’t remember. Of course today Jamie and I had to round out the Star Wars trilogy with Return of the Jedi. And I have to say that I’m very disappointed in the ending…mainly the rewrite George Lucas did. Why fuck with something that isn’t broken? First, he changes the Ewok celebration song and then he changes Darth Vader and puts the apparition of Hayden Christensen instead of the original old guy. What’s up with that bull shit??? That was a crappy decision on his part. He should have had an original cut and then a director’s cut. I very seriously doubt that people would actually buy the director’s cut because all of the additional scenes, special effects, and changes in the script just sucked.
Oh well, he’s the millionaire and I’m not.
So the moral of this blog is:
1. Stay away from people with Asthma
2. Never trust your house keeper, especially ones that look like Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
3. Clones are creepy.
4. Never move into a house where there were multiple murders.
5. Don’t smoke with rollers in your hair
6. If the next Ice Age comes along, hide out at the local Wendy’s and have sex with Jake.
7. Don’t get involved with anyone in the House of Flying Daggers.
8. Never run for pageant princess
9. Always know who your real father is.
10. And don’t fuck with Darth Vader unless he’s Hayden Christensen.
Monday, April 18, 2005
She's a Maniac
Well, no one in particular is a maniac. Maybe just myself because I've been sitting in my sweatpants for most of the morning (no big surprise). I'm trying to figure out my website...but I wish I had a Mac instead of this stupid PC. I know, it's my own damn fault for buying the stupid thing...and I think I would trade it in if I could. Oh, well life will go on.
It's kind of odd not having anything to do really. Not anyone screaming at you and working until 1 AM because clients need their proofs by 8AM next day and have to fly it to them via airline courier and trying to figure out when the last flight of the night is. And then still show up at work realatively early so I can be there when the client decides to call and discuss production issues. And basically having to think about anything technical. In that industry, something new was always coming up, especially with technology. Everyday was an experiment. But I'm done with all of that...I'm still glad I left...just make sure you ask me when I retire whether it was worth it. My hair was turning gray. Yes, my hair was turning gray and I have to say it had everything to do with stress...NOT old age.
Although, now I'm consumed of worries. I'm a worry wart by nature. I worry about anything and everything. But most of the time I don't freak out and usually I have other things to think about.
So in my Monday of nothing planned, I very much intend to donate my clothes to Lucy and break for animals.
It's kind of odd not having anything to do really. Not anyone screaming at you and working until 1 AM because clients need their proofs by 8AM next day and have to fly it to them via airline courier and trying to figure out when the last flight of the night is. And then still show up at work realatively early so I can be there when the client decides to call and discuss production issues. And basically having to think about anything technical. In that industry, something new was always coming up, especially with technology. Everyday was an experiment. But I'm done with all of that...I'm still glad I left...just make sure you ask me when I retire whether it was worth it. My hair was turning gray. Yes, my hair was turning gray and I have to say it had everything to do with stress...NOT old age.
Although, now I'm consumed of worries. I'm a worry wart by nature. I worry about anything and everything. But most of the time I don't freak out and usually I have other things to think about.
So in my Monday of nothing planned, I very much intend to donate my clothes to Lucy and break for animals.
Thursday, April 07, 2005
I don't want to buy anything, sell anything, or process anything.
~Lloyd Dobbler
Say Anything
So my first official week of being unemployed...without the "Man" breathing behind my neck, checking to make sure everything is okay. Well, things are okay. I'm not use to waking up whenever I feel like it, or having lunch at home, or even watching cable television. I applied for several part time jobs and several other jobs. Not sure what I'll end up doing...just as long as it doesn't send me to the dark black pit of corporate work hell.
I just want to give an "I Love You" shout out to all of my friends. They know why...no need to explain.
Let the man hunt begin. So I went on several singles web sites...and all of them pretty much freaked me out. Although, I am the type of gal to pursue a guy...hence the stalking jokes from all of my friends...but to actually read someone's profile and judge them by the pictures they posted...it's just a little too much for me. Maybe if I wrote something like "just want to get laid" I may get a response...maybe a few hundred responses. But whatever happened to butterflies in the stomach, or electricity when you kiss, or the moment of sudden bliss when you're with them? I don't think you can ever convey those emotions through an online dating search. But people do everyday and people somehow find happiness. But there was this one incident that I was distantly a part of.
My old roommate in Florida, Jessie was a crazy woman. At first, you think, oh she's really nice. And then somehow, BAM!! She's psycho. She quit her job, packed up her bags and her baby and left me and Ivy (other roommate) to fend for ourselves while she got married, pregnant (all within a month) and moved to Alabama to be with some weird guy. He was spooky weird too. I met him. I think the best was when Carlotta saw her at Walmart. But then, just recently during my free time, I tried to look her up. She now lives in Ocala, now has 2 children and she still has her last name...WEIRD!!!
Then, I turn to look at my life. Am I weird? Or am I just waiting for a dare to be great situation? Oh well...the point of my story is, don't trust online dating because you could move to Alabama and get spotted my best friend at the local WalMart.
Say Anything
So my first official week of being unemployed...without the "Man" breathing behind my neck, checking to make sure everything is okay. Well, things are okay. I'm not use to waking up whenever I feel like it, or having lunch at home, or even watching cable television. I applied for several part time jobs and several other jobs. Not sure what I'll end up doing...just as long as it doesn't send me to the dark black pit of corporate work hell.
I just want to give an "I Love You" shout out to all of my friends. They know why...no need to explain.
Let the man hunt begin. So I went on several singles web sites...and all of them pretty much freaked me out. Although, I am the type of gal to pursue a guy...hence the stalking jokes from all of my friends...but to actually read someone's profile and judge them by the pictures they posted...it's just a little too much for me. Maybe if I wrote something like "just want to get laid" I may get a response...maybe a few hundred responses. But whatever happened to butterflies in the stomach, or electricity when you kiss, or the moment of sudden bliss when you're with them? I don't think you can ever convey those emotions through an online dating search. But people do everyday and people somehow find happiness. But there was this one incident that I was distantly a part of.
My old roommate in Florida, Jessie was a crazy woman. At first, you think, oh she's really nice. And then somehow, BAM!! She's psycho. She quit her job, packed up her bags and her baby and left me and Ivy (other roommate) to fend for ourselves while she got married, pregnant (all within a month) and moved to Alabama to be with some weird guy. He was spooky weird too. I met him. I think the best was when Carlotta saw her at Walmart. But then, just recently during my free time, I tried to look her up. She now lives in Ocala, now has 2 children and she still has her last name...WEIRD!!!
Then, I turn to look at my life. Am I weird? Or am I just waiting for a dare to be great situation? Oh well...the point of my story is, don't trust online dating because you could move to Alabama and get spotted my best friend at the local WalMart.
Friday, April 01, 2005
Interns are hot!
Okay, so at my going away party, I totally molested one of the company's interns. He was cute...I made out with him before, but that was just a scene of one of my drunken accidents. Even though he's only 21 and his girlfriend just flew back home from her Spring Break visit. I still needed a man to hold on to. There was someone else in mind...I actually had a top three list:
1. Peter (spiderman)...who is now, apparently cut off from my life completely
2. Buck - I know the name sounds so retarded but he so freakin cute.
3. Josh - this guy my friends Mike and Amanda think likes me, so I figured it's my last day in Dallas, so I wanna get laid.
Obiviously the intern wasn't even on my list. You're probably wondering what the hell I was doing to him. I just found it so damn comical to grab him underneath the table while his boss is standing there talking to him. And after many successful blushes on his part, I tried to steal a kiss from him, but instead I got it from the other intern (his bet friend and roommate). I'd have to say that these past few weeks, I really have acted like a whore. I think it's spring fever though. It will soon be over...NOT!
So, I didn't get laid, but did manage to get a kiss from a Drag Queen at Drag Queen Mud Wrestling. That is the best. If you're ever in the Dallas area, Monday nights (starting in October) at Throckmorton Mining Company they have Drag Queen Mud Wrestling...seriously though, how can you pass that up and not have a good time!
1. Peter (spiderman)...who is now, apparently cut off from my life completely
2. Buck - I know the name sounds so retarded but he so freakin cute.
3. Josh - this guy my friends Mike and Amanda think likes me, so I figured it's my last day in Dallas, so I wanna get laid.
Obiviously the intern wasn't even on my list. You're probably wondering what the hell I was doing to him. I just found it so damn comical to grab him underneath the table while his boss is standing there talking to him. And after many successful blushes on his part, I tried to steal a kiss from him, but instead I got it from the other intern (his bet friend and roommate). I'd have to say that these past few weeks, I really have acted like a whore. I think it's spring fever though. It will soon be over...NOT!
So, I didn't get laid, but did manage to get a kiss from a Drag Queen at Drag Queen Mud Wrestling. That is the best. If you're ever in the Dallas area, Monday nights (starting in October) at Throckmorton Mining Company they have Drag Queen Mud Wrestling...seriously though, how can you pass that up and not have a good time!
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