Okay, so at my going away party, I totally molested one of the company's interns. He was cute...I made out with him before, but that was just a scene of one of my drunken accidents. Even though he's only 21 and his girlfriend just flew back home from her Spring Break visit. I still needed a man to hold on to. There was someone else in mind...I actually had a top three list:
1. Peter (spiderman)...who is now, apparently cut off from my life completely
2. Buck - I know the name sounds so retarded but he so freakin cute.
3. Josh - this guy my friends Mike and Amanda think likes me, so I figured it's my last day in Dallas, so I wanna get laid.
Obiviously the intern wasn't even on my list. You're probably wondering what the hell I was doing to him. I just found it so damn comical to grab him underneath the table while his boss is standing there talking to him. And after many successful blushes on his part, I tried to steal a kiss from him, but instead I got it from the other intern (his bet friend and roommate). I'd have to say that these past few weeks, I really have acted like a whore. I think it's spring fever though. It will soon be over...NOT!
So, I didn't get laid, but did manage to get a kiss from a Drag Queen at Drag Queen Mud Wrestling. That is the best. If you're ever in the Dallas area, Monday nights (starting in October) at Throckmorton Mining Company they have Drag Queen Mud Wrestling...seriously though, how can you pass that up and not have a good time!
No comments:
Post a Comment