Spear Britney and Mandy while you're at it

My ears are in so much pain everytime the damn radio station plays that stupid slow song by her. I don't get it....as soon as I hear her electronic voice through my speakers I must immediately change the radio station. I think it has an effect on me when it's on while I'm driving. I suddenly become one with rage. I'm not mad because someone cuts me off on the interstate or someone fails to use their blinker at the appropriate time. I'm freakin' mad because Britney Spears manages to have a crappy-ass song played over the air relentlessly when there are so many other artist out there that have songs that are more "toxic"??

And another person (while I'm on this soap box) I just don't get is Mandy Moore. WHY IS SHE FAMOUS??? I cannot name one song she has sung...or a movie that hasn't flopped in the box office. Her latest album "Covers" is a collection of Cover Songs...what? She couldn't write her own??? Please America, make her 15 minutes of fame be over. And Andy Roddick, please dump her...you would've won Wimbelton this year if you had.

There are, of course, people in the world that are more deserving of fame...like me, Keri, Taylor, Jamie and Rob. We are a sitcom and I'm sure if we were on TV we would be the #1 Watched Show (Sorry Greg). And if you doubt that statement, all you have to do is sit in a room with us for more than five minutes. Actually you don't even have to sit in a room with us, you just have to read our emails. Sample one below:

" From Keri to Rob
Subject: Re: you don't love me anymore...
Date: Thu, 4 Dec 2003 12:00:05 -0500

You left your umbrella in the Stang. Vic gave it to me to give back to
you. And yeah it is ghetto and broke. In fact I have a lovely red puffy
spot under my right eye thanks to your umbrella. I went to the mall last
night and it was starting to rain when I went in. I grabbed your umbrella
instead of mine and off I went. Well I'm browsing in a store and I go to
look for something in my purse. At the exact moment that my head's bent
down your umbrella decides to attack! The handle caught me right on the
cheek bone under my eye. I cried it hurt so bad. Your umbrella is ASSY!"