Data - Goonies
So I'm back in Dallas for the weekend. Basically to check on my mail. I had a harsh reality check though when I entered my apartment. First of all, I automatically looked down because usually Ernie greets me at the door. But since he's still in Arkansas he wasn't there to greet me at the door. Second, my apartment SUCKS!!! I left the bed unmade, my left over Mexican Pizza was still sitting on my coffee table, with my cereal that I ate out of my coffee mug from that morning, and my super sized diet Dr. Pepper. I went out side to check on my car. Poor thing, it has a nice little film of pollen and dust and bird shit all over it. This morning I took it to the car wash for a bath.
I have an appointment in an hour to get my hair done. Yes, I waited this long to get my hair done. I was not about to have someone who graduated from WalMart's Beauty School of Hair and Nails to cut my hair. Sorry Charlie, just wasn't going to happen.
I think being in Arkansas has made me realize that I don't want to eat Chicken any more. The Tyson food plant is located there as well. We were driving to lunch on day and one of those big ol' trucks that has the gazillion overweight chickens in wired cages drove by. It was like watching...I don't know what it was like watching. But it was disturbing. Then they tell me that they have an abundance of chicken road kill there because chickens will fall off the trucks and then SMACK!! A Ford Taurus has ended their life. Maybe for the better.
Oh well, I'm back to Arkansas on Sunday and I may be flying out to New York to work on our Sony Account.
I can't wait for Ernie to be a city dog. I just hope he doesn't attack any black people (no offense) while walking down Broadway...or Madison, or Park, or Spring...
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