Sam: "I haven't lied in like three days"

Largeman: "Is that true?"
Sam: "No"
Garden State

So I've come to the conclusion that there are people in this world that you can trust and there are people in this world that you simply just can't. For the most part, those you can trust are your friends and those you can't are not. This is a valid assumption. So what happens when you have a friend that you can't trust. Do you break your friendship with this person? Or do you just not talk to them for several days and let it pass? What if you've let several things "pass" and you're just so sick and tired of the selfish bull shit that you just want to call him/her up and tell him/her that they're just a total selfish prick. That will never happen because I love my roommate too much. (No Jamie, you're not selfish or a prick)

Lesson's I've learned in life:

1.) When you go out with a group of friends, it's always nice to buy rounds of drinks. Usually this means everyone will buy a single round and wait their turn. I always to try to go first, not for any particular reason but just to make sure everyone has drink and is happy. When everyone has bought their round except for you and people are running out of drinks, this is usually your cue to buy the next round. You would think that people would know this but apparently not. You can't ask them to buy the next round. They should be gracious enough to offer, especially since they've drank for free all night. No. So what do you do? What can you do but just be utterly embarassed for your friend and hope that no one noticed, when in fact everyone has.

2.) If you go to a party with the guest of honor you shouldn't throw a bitch fest because you want to leave. You should be nice enough to tough it out and hope that your friend is having a great time. They are after all, the guest of honor. At these functions it is very important not to think about yourself because the party isn't for you, it's for them. You should always leave a party with people asking "Who was that, they're so funny and would love to see them again at the next function". Not "Who was that? They're a total prick". You can lose a lot of potenial friends this way. I strongly advise not to be a total jack ass and go with the flow. You never know, you may have a good time. Anyways, you should ALWAYS have a good time because you're there with your friend. In theory, you can be in blazes of Hell, but just as long as you have a friend there, you can always find something to laugh at. Like, look at that devil, she looks like she's on crack.

3.) You should never think that you're better than everyone else. Enough said. PERIOD. (You have to build a period...I'm mean a pyramid) These type of people you should stay clear of. Because when you start to get to know them, they're no better than everyone else. They're actually very shallow and selfish people with very little self confidence.

Okay...those are enough lessons for today. Until tomorrow, or next month whenever I feel like writing in my blog.

Oh and no, I'm not thinking of one person...or am I?? Everyone should realize that this weekend I've watched a lot of movies and may have come to the grips of reality that I have nothing better to write other than the fact that I scored over 100,000 pts in Yahoo Games.