Dear Redneck,

So much has been going on in my life these past two weeks. And I hate that I can't just call you up and tell you about it. I can't tell you about the funny stories at work. I can't tell you about the annoying kid down the street that busted his ass riding his bike. And I can't tell you how much fun I had this past weekend but I missed you terribly.

Things have drastically changed between us. It's hard getting use to but I know eventually I will get there...we both will. It's just really sad to me whenever a perfectly good freindship is ruined because we decided to go "there". I don't regret it. I just wish we found each other sooner.

Your next relationship will probably be the one. Because usually, after my relationships, the guys ALWAYS end up with a girl that he spends the rest of his life with. So, if you're a guy, wanting to find that special someone...you have to go through me first. All I ask is for one night of amazing sex before you dump me. :)