I Have A Bad Feeling About This...

~Star Wars...all of them

So this past weekend, I think we watched at least 10 movies. It was definitely a much needed "movie weekend". We definitely made it a Blockbuster Weekend…well, almost a Blockbuster Week. We basically locked ourselves in the house…except for on Sunday…and watched movies.

We started off the weekend on Saturday Morning with Spanglish. Jamie didn’t want to watch it, but Keri and I made him. And it turns out, all of us quite enjoyed it. I liked it so much that I may buy it…after I get a job. Then we watched Episode II - Attack of the Clones…mainly because we have this thing for Hayden Christiansen. He’s so HOT! Then, after going to a party (vat is jello?) and eating pot brownies we decided to finish the night with Maniac. That was such a crazy movie that it made the pot in my brownies kick in. I was feeling WEIRD. So I decided to hit the hay after the 3rd killing…I believe he killed some ‘ho in a black leotard.
Sunday…after sleeping in until 11AM, and after clogging up both bathrooms in the house, we went to go see Amityville. That movie was scary as shit. At one point I was literally sitting in Mike’s Lap because I so freakin’ scared. And it didn’t help that Jamie was turned on by Ryan Reynold's Bodacious Body, which was worth the scare. We then snuck into Kung Fu Hustle, mainly so we wouldn’t be so freaked out because of Amityville. That was such a great movie. Even Keri liked it, even though she didn’t want to see it. And I now have a Halloween Costume. After spending a good four hours at the movie theatre, we come home to yet again pop in another Netflix movie. This time it was Day After Tomorrow. Even though Jamie and I have seen it, we have this thing for Jake Gyllenhall.
Hmmm…this is starting to be a trend for us.
Spanglish - Adam Sandler
Star Wars - Hayden Christensen
Amityville - Ryan Reynolds
Day After Tomorrow - Jake Gyllenhall
And to round off Saturday night, Keri and I decided to stay up until 2 AM to watch the Special Features disc of the Star Wars Trilogy.
Then on Monday, Jamie takes the day off (he was feeling ill) and we basically sat around the entire day watching movies:
House of Flying Daggers, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Empire Strikes Back and Star Wars. I think there was another movie but I can’t remember. Of course today Jamie and I had to round out the Star Wars trilogy with Return of the Jedi. And I have to say that I’m very disappointed in the ending…mainly the rewrite George Lucas did. Why fuck with something that isn’t broken? First, he changes the Ewok celebration song and then he changes Darth Vader and puts the apparition of Hayden Christensen instead of the original old guy. What’s up with that bull shit??? That was a crappy decision on his part. He should have had an original cut and then a director’s cut. I very seriously doubt that people would actually buy the director’s cut because all of the additional scenes, special effects, and changes in the script just sucked.
Oh well, he’s the millionaire and I’m not.

So the moral of this blog is:
1. Stay away from people with Asthma
2. Never trust your house keeper, especially ones that look like Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz.
3. Clones are creepy.
4. Never move into a house where there were multiple murders.
5. Don’t smoke with rollers in your hair
6. If the next Ice Age comes along, hide out at the local Wendy’s and have sex with Jake.
7. Don’t get involved with anyone in the House of Flying Daggers.
8. Never run for pageant princess
9. Always know who your real father is.
10. And don’t fuck with Darth Vader unless he’s Hayden Christensen.